Memo to Wal-Mart management: Please add another fitting room.

“The places where most people buy condoms — Wal-Mart and drug stores — are motivated by a business model that needs to maximize shelf space, so they offer few varieties. To complicate things further, there is no standard sizing for condoms.

… a lot of people don’t know that condoms really do come in sizes, said Sarah Alleyne, HIV prevention specialist with the Lexington-Fayette County Health Department…And, she said, “there is probably some ego involved with it when people are buying condoms.”

“Some ego?” Ya think? Robin Williams put it best, all they need is 3 sizes—large, medium, and Caucasian.